This page is basically just info about me, I've tried to not be too serious, coz otherwise peope just get bored...

Full name: Unpronouncable (But my hairdresser calls me Adam Smith, and I will respond to anything from "George" to "Hey, you!!!"

Nicknames: Malaka, Salt, salty etc... (Yes, my school friends had a field day when I turned up...) Handles - Mirage, Z, SnoRyder

Date of Birth: Sometime during the mid(ish) 70's

Parents: Joseph and... (I don't know... we bailed her when I was 4...)

Sib(s): You mean... the world needs another me???

High School: Randwick Boys High School (A technology High School - it says so on the entrance...)

College: Sydney Institute of Technology Ultimo, North Sydney TAFE College (There were more girls in SITU)

Best friends: Ones that are alive...

Pets/names: Tigrish, Tigrish (both cats that dissapeared...) and Paddington (cat)

Hobbies: Snow skiing, Jet skiing, indoor rock climbing, motorbikes, anything to do with snow, praying for women to notice me, herpetology, Ninjutsu...

Things I collect: E mail in my "in" box that doesn't get read...

Best advice ever given: Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines

Best advice you can give: I drive a car and ride a motorbike on the public road system - YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED

Word or phrases you use too much: "That's cool..."

A non-sport game in which you excell: Beer Bomb (eg - 7 people, 7 beers, one beer gets shaken VERY well shaken, then mixed with the other beers, and then the beers are opened by all at once, the person with the exploding beer is out, the rest scull the beer and the game starts again till there is only one - now seeing I don't drink beer...)

A non-sport game you enjoy: Anything where I get to annoy someone else...

Type of vehicle you drive now: Honda CBR600F3. No car can compete. It kicks ass. Period.

Dream Car: Benelli Tornado (Yes, that's right, it's a bike - but it'll whip any car under $1000000 off the lights - it almost makes $60000 sound cheap...)

Coolest Experience: Skiing in Austria (Geddit?¿?)

Scariest thing you've ever done: Though about asking Melissa Tkautz out...

Stupidest thing you've ever done: Going through with it...

Fave thing to do in summer: Steal the clothes frommy friends who are skinny dipping at the beach at 3am...

Fave Amusement park: Any school yard during school time - it is so good to see other people suffering after my 12 years of hell...

Special Skills/Talents: Skiing, annoying people, incredible ability to last no longer than 1 month with any girl. period.

Character traits I look for in a (boy/girl)friend: Anyone that will have me...

Maritial Status: Monk.

What makes you happy: 30 inches of fresh powder (no, the powder doesn't have a street value of $3mil)

What I want to be when I grow up: A firetruck

Denomination: Wow... that's a big word...

Fave Music: Anything short of really heavy metal, punk and Oasis... (there are more, but it would take too long to type...)

Fave Food: Things that have flavour and don't leave you dead or sick.

Least Fave Food: Anything not tasty, past it's "use by" date, and with the heart oundation "tick of approval"...

Fave Vacation: Skiing in Austria!!!

Fave Subject: Anythin' to do with snow, bikes, women, jet skis... or adventure type things...

Fave Sport(s) to participate in: Snow skiing, jet skiing, beach volleyball, body surfing, indoor rock climbing - anything with adrenaline...

Fave Sport(s):To watch: Snow skiing, F1

Fave Actor(s): The guy in year 8 who always got out of maths for being sick...

Fave Actress(es): All the women who have told me that I am cute throughout my life...

Fave Movie(s): Predator, 7, Top Gun, Blizzard of AAAAAAHHHHHHSSSS, License to Thrill, Better Off Dead, the Lost Boys...

Fave Cartoons: Garfield, Swamp, Snake Tales, High Tide, FootRot Flats, BC.

Fave Animal: I love them all - except spiders and insects... well, I love them too... in a keep them behind 6 inches of glass type of way...

Fave T.V. show: This add I saw from the US, a bunch of birds - dressed like navy pilots - trying to shit on a Nissan(?¿?) to the theme music of "Top Gun"...

Fave Day of Week: Holiday

Fave Month: Any winter month (with snow)

Fave Holiday: Skiing in Austria

Fave part of the newspaper: Comics

Fave things to wear: The tyres on my bike, the edges of my skis...

Fave Author : Clive Cussler

Fave Book: Any Dirk Pitt Novel (by CLive Cussler)

Fave Cereal: Anything that doesn't have wheat...

Peanut or Regular M&M: Are they blue???

Pepsi or Coca Cola: I will not give in to hype and commercialism (Coke)

Fave Color: Black, blue, gray and this wierd purplecolour with the hex code9900ff...

Most fun ever had on water:

Most fun on snow:

Porn Name: Tiger Bay ---> (First name is the name of your 1st pet, last name is the name of the first street you lived in [that you can remember...] my 1st pets name was Tiger, and the first street I rermember living in was Bay Road)